fuck stress

11:05 am • 13 April 2013 • 45,685 notes

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I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.

Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.

Me: We cool?

Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.

Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.

Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.

Me: So...can I get out now?

Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.

Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?

Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

11:45 pm • 7 April 2013 • 181,794 notes

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before i die...

i shall... -kiss on a rollercoaster

-have a water fight

-have a paint fight

-have a food fight

-kiss in the rain

-ride in batman's car

-meet Shia Lebeouf

-go on a ferris wheel

-go on a car ride to no destination

-live in Europe

-have sex with Vinny

-reunite with my mother

-randomly wake up people in the middle of the night

-steal a sign

& much more ................

some of my inspirations

"Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind."-Buddah "Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it."-Confucious "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."-Roosevelt "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity," "A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new." -Einstein "In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." -Abraham Linclon "From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere." -Dr. Suess "The man who has no imagination has no wings." -Muhammad